tinychatter:

celesensational:

tinychatter:

imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team

Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.

id rather get the hair and makeup team

seinfelcl:

yes hello 911 my mom wont buy me things

idioticteen:

"didnt you wear those jeans yesterday"

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ratioactive:

[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT BEING SKINNY WHILE EATING FRENCH FRIES]

gossipgran:

i want to be famous mainly so i can afford expensive shit and yell at paparazzi 

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

ernbarassing:

*slowly inches closer to your pet*

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo